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The Unbothered Duck Hoodie

The Unbothered Duck Hoodie

Regular price €75,00 EUR
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If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and has a questionable backstory—chances are, it’s from Eastern Europe. The If It Walks Like a Duck Hoodie is a statement piece for those who thrive in controlled chaos, appreciate irony, and know that the best things in life never quite make sense.

Ducks in Eastern Europe? They’re built different. They’ve seen things. They navigate frozen lakes, dodge unsolicited breadcrumbs from babushkas, and survive off pure stubbornness—kind of like you. Designed with bold, mismatched patches that shouldn’t work but absolutely do, this hoodie is where high fashion meets “don’t ask questions.”

Wear it with purpose—whether you're making a scene at a gallery opening, flexing courtside, or just walking through the city like you belong on a magazine cover. And yes, there’s a duck on the back. No, you don’t need to explain it.

Ideal for:
✔️ Pulling up to a gallery opening and pretending to care about the art
✔️ A second date when you’ve already decided it’s not going anywhere but still want to look iconic
✔️ Sitting front row at Fashion Week while acting like you accidentally ended up there
✔️ Making people wonder if you thrifted it, designed it, or just know something they don’t

The If It Walks Like a Duck Hoodie—because confidence is just well-dressed confusion.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), OchoNerja OÜ ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@teslikofficial.com or write to us Harju maakond, Tallinn, Kesklinna linnaosa, Tornimäe tn 7-26, 10145 .

Size guide

  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 88 72 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150
6XL 156 140 158
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